Fear The Auctioneer

Real action
Gimme one, gimme
A real who's who
Gimme two, gimme
Real envy
Gimme three, gimme
Bid and see
Gimme four, gimme
Do I hear more?
D-do I hear more?

I inspect
Gimme five, gimme
I acquire
Gimme nine, gimme
I monogram
Gimme ten, gimme
Therefore I am
Gimme, gimme
Do I hear more?
D-do I hear more?

Power shopping
Power to the gavel
Soon your purchase
Power will unravel
Fear the auctioneer
Fear the auctioneer
Do I hear more?
D-do I hear more?

Caught red-handed
Gimme nine, gimme
In the act
Gimme ten, gimme
Gavel's dropping
Any more?  Any?
Can't retract
Any more?  Any?
Sold to the man
Sold to the man

Shopper beware
Gimme one, gimme
Before you buy
Gimme two, gimme
Check your motive
Gimme four, gimme
Lust is in the eye
Gimme, gimme, gimme
Do I hear more?
D-do I hear more?

Drop the pretense
Put down the checkbook
Buddy, you just got hit with the 'sold' look
Fear the auctioneer
Fear the auctioneer

No telling how far you'll go...
Fear the auctioneer

Recorded by Guardian.  Lyrics by Steve Taylor

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